Raised by a Baptist pastor. I’ll take any chance I get to color outside the lines.

I get more satisfaction out of finishing books than reading them. There, I said it.

My first words to my firstborn were, “Omg he’s actually cute!” Facts.

I’m not too good for therapy. Just too cheap.

I only buy Nutella once a year because I have a problem.

I was always the tallest kid, so my parents decided I should play…wait for it…the piano. I have questions.

I was once head lifeguard at a summer camp. Nobody died, but that never should have happened.

If you’re an illustrator, and you’ve been waiting to meet a writer to publish a children’s book with, THIS IS YOUR SIGN.